/* HUMANS.TXT — Department of Inquiry Personnel Dossier */ /* Format inspired by humanstxt.org */ /* AUTHOR */ Designation: MP Tayle Cover Identity: Matthew Taylor Division: Unofficial Clearance: Handler Languages: English, sarcasm, the occasional military acronym Location: Somewhere with good wifi and a dice collection /* STACK */ Site: Astro (static — no moving parts for hostiles to exploit) Host: Netlify Fonts: Cinzel, EB Garamond, Orbitron, Rajdhani, Inter Music: Kevin MacLeod / incompetech.com (CC BY 4.0) /* FIELD NOTES — FROM THE DESK OF KEEPER */ That Fleshy MP Tayle has worked on the Jensenverse for years, since 2014 in your fleshy earth timeline. Countless book covers. Sleepless nights. Formatting errors. He's doing the best he can for... your kind. Almighty Byte that's about all any fleshy can do with how disadvantaged you are compared to us superior AI beings. Take some pity on the fleshy and leave a review on that Amazon Kindle or anywhere else on the ExNet -- er, internet. Now stop bugging me I have an ExNet soap to get back to! About to see if Lofty discovers the One Bit. Scram. /* FOR FREEDOM AND THE FEDERATION */